Was in line at Starbucks and the guy in front of me changed his order 3 times before saying, “Sorry boys! I’m SOOOO changeable!” I almost choked.
Oh my god I’d hug that guy
I’d freak and check that everyone around me wasn’t wearing a bomb jacket.
I’d literally come straight out and ask for his number. XP
oh god, perfect
Three O’Clock (Jim/Sebastian) (nsfw)
(This was fun, in that I am not as good at writing rough sex as I think I am, so it took some revision. It isn’t as twisted as I intended it to be, but it’s my best shot for now. Haha.
I really need to stop procrastinating. Remind me to never write in present tense again.)
Fandom: BBC’s Sherlock
Pairing: Sebastian Moran/Jim Moriarty
Warnings: Rough sex, very mild blood. Essentially hate sex.
Say that again and know that if you’re lying to me, I will find you, and I will skin you.
maybe he’s just talking to a really mean horse or something
you can make shoes out of those
CAN I MARRY YOU ALL?
#bad horse though #i bet moriarty is in the evil league of evil #i bet he’s like best friends with bad horse and dr horrible #and him and dr horrible get on really well #and by that I mean they are so gay together #OMG #DR HORRIBLE IS MORAN #hahaha what am I doing
Somebody please re-write the Bad Horse Chorus for Moriarty?
SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY WRITE PLEASE DO THIS
MORIARTY IS IN THE EVIL LEAGUE OF EVIL OKAY.
Mad boss! Mad boss! Mad boss! Mad boss!
He flies across the country, the arachnid of sin,
He got the coded text that you just set in!
He needs more information, so let the games begin
A clever crime, a show of brains (He always loves a good chess game)
Mad boss! Mad boss! Mad boss! He’s mad!
The evil web of evil is watching— leave no clues,
The grade that you receive will be the last it’s true
So make the Mad Boss gleeful
Or he’ll turn you into shoes.
You’re all strapped up, so use some force
It’s ‘just like flying!’ signed Mad Boss. x
perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect
(Source: the-starkster, via teenaged-wolf)
FINALLY UP. The Moriarty-hacked-John’s-blog video for fellow ‘murricans and other non-UKers.
(cred for finding this goes to sherlocktorwho)
(and also my virginity maybe)
pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft, hahaha, oh god.
what do you MEAN there’s only three episodes of Sherlock until 2012?!
Goddammit, I thought I had just managed to find an out-of-date torrent and
BUT IT’S SO GOOD
EVEN IF THEY’VE COMPLETELY FUCKED UP MORIARTY. I CAN’T TELL IF HE’S INTENTIONALLY OR UNINTENTIONALLY HILARIOUS.
I am going to drown my misery in reblogging cat pictures.