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LT: 22, a lesbian immigrant from Texas who is living in the United Kingdom. Stuck around in North Wales for a while and studied English Literature with Creative Writing. Currently taking a MA in Scriptwriting at UEA and lucky enough to have an incredible girlfriend.
I reblog random shit and I occasionally post some of my writing, when time allows.
Personal posts happen, as this is a personal blog.
I'm currently attempting to recover from an ED. It's a work in progress. I post about it sometimes, but with TWs if applicable.
PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF I NEED TO CHECK MY PRIVILEGE.
I'd rather know, learn and apologise than be a jackass.
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My girlfriend's thoughts on tortoises, bush babies and marsupials (whilst on flu medication)
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Milady:
This tortoise of unknown gender is in a shop and holding a balloon!
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Milady:
I would be such a good tortoise - I already like lettuce, and I hibernate. Maybe I can have a tortoise dream. What do tortoises even dream about
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Milady:
What's a tortoisely position that I can assume in order to have a tortoise dream
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Me:
Compact and small, probably.
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Milady:
But that's like a bush baby. I don't want to be a bush baby- bush babies are scary and they have freaky little hands and really big eyes
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Milady:
tortoises have perfectly reasonable-sized eyes.
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Milady:
Don't put my tumblr on it if you post this because I don't want the mean tumblr people to send me pictures of bush babies or anything marsupial-like. Marsupials are mammals but they have eggs... or they don't. I don't know, they are weird.
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Milady:
I am going to have a safe, marsupial-free dream.
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