oh my GOD, Napier, why do you fucking hate me
As part of the application process you will need to submit the following with your application:
- A personal statement outlining why you want to write for the screen (maximum 300 words)
- An outline for a feature film or single television drama (maximum one page)
- A writing sample - this may be a short film script or an excerpt from a feature film script or television drama (maximum 10 pages)
Just HAD to make it difficult, didn’t you?
Awesome. 200 less words on my completed personal statement. Brilliant, I can’t submit a full script of my short film, so I have to send in my dissertation.
And:
I CAN’T OUTLINE MY TIME TRAVEL SCRIPT IN ONE PAGE - IT’S A FEATURE FUCKING FILM FOR A REASON
WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK WHY WHY WHY
It’s a beautiful, sunny day and I’m at uni, personally retyping 10 pages to adhere to these stupid rules, I feel like shit, immigration is basically doing its best to personally fuck me over and there aren’t any ovens for me to stick my head in unless I leave the library.
god, I hate life right now. This is unspeakably depressing.
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